RHNY- Season 4 Episode 1 Grin and Bear it.

Ok, there is so much that we have to discuss about NYC, So much that I had to make a list:


In order of episode:

1. I think BH amazingness made me forget how fabulous last season of NY was that I think i might have to watch it again this weekend. The boat escapade is still the most humorous thing i have ever seen.
2. When Kelly talks about not Navigating through the girls very well is the funniest and truest thing she has ever said.
3. EVERYTHING involving Alex modeling is the FUNNIEST, CRAZIEST, BEST and WORST thing i have ever heard. When she said how good looking her parents were I almost peed in my pants.
4. I feel like Cindy is probably best friends with Kelly Cutrone.
5. Still laughing about Alex being a Model, She is literally the ugliest housewife on all the Housewives shows, worse than Danielle. Also, her carrying that Box Dollar Bill around was funny.
6. The girl Ramona interviewed I have no doubt went home and killed herself. Especially after that happened on Camera. If someone offered me Skincare products and told me it didnt   matter if I was pretty, Just well dressed, Hmmmm, I could read between the lines.
7.  The Luanne/Sonya cougarness is disgusting me.  And Seriously, IS luanne's boyfriend 12? and Sonya needs some Deep conditioner for her hair, BAD.
8. Did Ramona get a new Hamptons house? It looks different
9. When Simon and Alex wake up at the hamptons, Why are they acting like they are still having sex when they walk in there?
10.  Alex's hair does look surprisingly better. She has done something to her face as well, and maybe her teeth, but cant tell what?
11.  How awesome would it be if you could have your wedding on real Housewives?!?!?! Would maybe be bigger than Royal Wedding, Hmmm. MAYBE.....
12.  Alex, please leave Jill alone.
13.  Ok, Figured it out, Alex definitely got teeth Veneers. And a professional hair stylist. She needs to mention that stylist name because he is truly a miracle worker.
14. Why did Alex and Ramona where white and lace to a wedding?
15.  Haha, they just commented on them wearing white, hahah, I was starting to think it was a southern thing
16. This Season looks so good, Im so looking forward to Luanne talking about Alex's Herman Munster shoes, Looking forward to Alex and Kelly's lunch, and their Trip. So happy, Hopefully this will feed me since Ive been so starving during Miami.

FINALLY,

WTF is Jill wearing on WWHL, Is she bethenny meets madonna?? She looks litterally ridiculous. It would even be a bad outfit for Halloween.

Chew on that kids.